I love top 10's...I stumbled upon this while cleaning out my computer..I made this with my friend Becca one and half years ago during my hospital stay-its super funny at least to us and to those of you amazing people who sat and vigiled next to my bed...if you want to hear the whole story I'll be happy to share..I've told it a multitude of ways- short, amusing, funny, dramatic, long... but it all comes down to one thing..the Lord saved my life...literally....nothing but complete thankfulness to realize how he's used this in my life...this was the only pic I could find of me actually in the hospital....its me on the 5th day of hospital stay...its too small to see but my left eye is a big yellow circle...its gross...
Top Ten Reasons Staying in an Israeli Hospital is so Great!!!
10. Breakfast, dinner and sometimes lunch is comprised of a whole cucumber and a whole tomato, because cutting it up would be just too much
9. People randomly come and use your bathroom whenever they feel like it, unannounced and without greeting.
8. All the top Dr.s argue boyishly about your eye without communicating to you and say crater and fungus a lot
7. Nurses smoke on the job but not near the oxygen tanks or new born baby's
6. The favorite Israeli Arab ring-tone is, "I can't do this anymore" and conveniently goes off on the hour.
5. New borns do get their own bed, with their other siblings, because the mother for some reason has disappeared
4. There is a wheelchair drag race and you as the patient are the passenger
3. Occasionally you might get stuck in the elevator
2. Especially while sleeping, the nurses drag overlarge cages full of visually impaired people banging down the hall.
1. If you are lucky enough to stay here on Shabbat, the hospital will be closed, and you as an eye patient will be moved to gynecology.
10. Breakfast, dinner and sometimes lunch is comprised of a whole cucumber and a whole tomato, because cutting it up would be just too much
9. People randomly come and use your bathroom whenever they feel like it, unannounced and without greeting.
8. All the top Dr.s argue boyishly about your eye without communicating to you and say crater and fungus a lot
7. Nurses smoke on the job but not near the oxygen tanks or new born baby's
6. The favorite Israeli Arab ring-tone is, "I can't do this anymore" and conveniently goes off on the hour.
5. New borns do get their own bed, with their other siblings, because the mother for some reason has disappeared
4. There is a wheelchair drag race and you as the patient are the passenger
3. Occasionally you might get stuck in the elevator
2. Especially while sleeping, the nurses drag overlarge cages full of visually impaired people banging down the hall.
1. If you are lucky enough to stay here on Shabbat, the hospital will be closed, and you as an eye patient will be moved to gynecology.
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Ahhh, the joys of overseas hospitals! In the Philippines, they found a wonderful bedpan full of someone else's urine under Matt's bed after he had been in the hospital for about a day already - the flies loved it! Oh, and the fish head soup was interesting too...
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